Hoy queremos compartir con nuestros lectores algunos chistes que encontramos surfing the web. Los chistes tienen en comun un tema: la ciencia. Como profesores, queremos enfatizar el poder del humor para crear ese gancho en la memoria que se convierte en un utilisimo recurso para facilitar el aprendizaje. Por eso, quienes enseñen ciencia, o ingles, seguramente encontraran aquí algo que les sirva.
*Relativity:
Two hairs in my cup of milk is too much.
Two hairs on my head is too less
* DNA molecule: "I hate being a DNA molecule. There is so much to remember!"
*Where would one find genes retired from the human genetic pool?
In an old folks genome.
*What do you get when you cross a bridge with a bicycle?
The other side.
*Q: How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome?
A: Take down their genes (jeans)!
*Bill Gates is building a new massive mansion, most of it underground. I guess he is doing this because he doesn´t want to spend another dime on Windows.
Gravitation cannot be held resposible for people falling in love.
*Q: Does light have mass?
A: Of course not. It´s not even Catholic!!!
*Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That´s not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
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